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Aug 25, 2017

Jack And Jill Plays - Part 9 - Sprite


About Jack and Jill Plays:


This is a new thing I'm doing.  Posting a short play every day as long as I can.  This does not mean that I wrote this play today but I might have.  (My life is not always my own what with work and a 4 year old running around so maybe I wrote it today or maybe it was stockpiled in preparation for the days I can't get in writing.)  My goal is to do at least 100 of these or maybe more but probably 45 or 50 is the length of a full length play so even that would be good.  100 would be better.  300?  amazing.  500?  Does anyone want 500 of these plays?  Anyway, the goal is consecutive days.

The normal things about plays apply-- don't produce or reproduce this play without my permission.  I wrote it so I own it.  Etc.





Sprite
by Adam Szymkowicz

JILL
Hi Jack.

JACK
Hi Jill.

JILL
Seems like we're always running into each other.

JACK
Yup.

JILL
Even after the divorce.

JACK
I think I see you more now.

JILL
Could be.

JACK
I'm like, wait, is that Jill?  Why did I leave my apartment?

JILL
It's not so bad...

JACK
I didn't mean--

JILL
To see me.

JACK
Oh, I know.  There's just, you know.

JILL
Baggage.

JACK
History.

JILL
Okay.

JACK
So, uh . . . how's everything?

JILL
You know, for the first few months it's been quiet, uneventful.  The days were gray and passed without me noticing.  And then a couple days ago, something opened for me.  A buzzing stopped I hadn't noticed until it was over.  I went outside and the sun was out.  I took a book and I could really see the words on the page and I could look up and be present, feel my feet on the ground.  I'm not saying every day will be better now but I think I got past something that was itching under my skin.  You know what I'm saying?

JACK
You miss me.

JILL
I'm saying life after you can be good.

JACK
Yeah.  Yeah.  For me too.  Yeah.

JILL
Well, good to see you.

JACK
I miss you.  I can't sleep.  Nothing tastes good.  Everything hurts.

JILL
Uh.

JACK
Can we get our divorce annulled?

JILL
I don't think that's a thing.

JACK
Remarried, then.

JILL
I don't think that's a good idea.

JACK
Yeah.  Okay.  Yeah.

JILL
We could have dinner though.  Or like a soft drink.

JACK
Okay.  Yeah.  Okay.  I'll buy some Sprite.

JILL
I don't drink that any more.

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Aug 24, 2017

Jack and Jill Plays - Part 8 - Drive It Home


About Jack and Jill Plays:

I'm going to do something new.  Post a short play every day as long as I can.  This does not mean that I wrote this play today but I might have.  (My life is not always my own what with work and a 4 year old running around so maybe I wrote it today or maybe it was stockpiled in preparation for the days I can't get in writing.)  My goal is to do at least 100 of these or maybe more but probably 45 or 50 is the length of a full length play so even that would be good.  100 would be better.  300?  amazing.  500?  Does anyone want 500 of these plays?  Anyway, the goal is consecutive days.

The normal things about plays apply-- don't produce or reproduce this play without my permission.  I wrote it so I own it.  Etc.



Drive It Home
by Adam Szymkowicz

(JILL at the doctor's office. She is putting her clothes back on.  DOCTOR writes something.)

JILL
But what do I tell people?

DOCTOR
That's up to you.

JILL
Isn't there like a pamphlet or some advice for something like this?

DOCTOR
Not really.

JILL
WELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!

DOCTOR
Take a breath.  You're not dying.  Not yet.  It's just different.  New circumstances to live with and that can be hard and there will be things to think about and treatments to try.  In the meantime just know it's normal.  Our bodies are imperfect.  They let us down.  Things go wrong.  But we have survived a long time as a species.  And we have science.  We will throw everything at it and see what sticks.  Okay?

JILL
Okay, but.  Yeah.  Okay.  Ugh.  I just wanted to be in perfect health for the rest of my life and never worry about anything.  Why can't we have robot bodies?

DOCTOR
We just can't.

JILL
Someday?

DOCTOR
I'd rather not speculate.  I think being human is beautiful and I'd miss it.

JILL
Yeah!  Okay!  I would too!  You're so literal.

DOCTOR
I know.

JILL
Just let me be in denial for a while.

DOCTOR
Okay.  I'll call you in a few days.

JILL
I have to figure out how to live this new way.

DOCTOR
What way?

JILL
Knowing I'll die someday.  I mean I guess I always knew really, but, nothing like this sort of news to really drive it home.

DOCTOR
I'm sorry.

JILL
Not your fault.  Hey, you have stickers or something for kids?  I want a sticker or a lollipop.

DOCTOR
Cardboard chest on your way out.

JILL
Thanks.  You want something?

DOCTOR
Bring me back a sticker?

JILL
Yeah.

(Exit JILL.)


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I Interview Playwrights Part 971: Paula Vogel





Paula Vogel

Hometown: Washington DC.

Current town: Wellfleet, MA

Q: What are you working on now?

A: I am working on my mother play. The playwriting book. And a musical.

Q: Tell me, if you will, a story from your childhood that explains who you are as a writer or as a person.

A: My mom told me early on she named me Paula Anne Vogel so my initials would stand for Piss And Vinegar.

Q: If you could change one thing about theater, what would it be?

A: I would make theatre free. Accessible in every classroom, community center, Y, senior center, reformatory and prison. And oh yeah, affordable for working class folks to see on Broadway.

Q: Who are or were your theatrical heroes?

A: Theatrical heroines: Irene Fornes, Caryl Churchill, Adrienne Kennedy and a lot of saints, too many to mention.

Q: What kind of theater excites you?

A: Theatre that rips apart my assumptions. Viscerally, emotionally and intellectually tough. And makes me laugh against my will. And haunts me for years.

Q: What advice do you have for playwrights just starting out?

A: This is a thing worth doing. Worth spending your lives for. You will have to take other jobs, and grit your teeth at our cultural complacency, but you are offering gifts that we need.

Q: When not writing on a computer, what's your go-to paper and writing utensil? When on computer, what's your font?

A: My best writing implement is a car and a long country road. I write in my head listening to the soundtrack I've made. I change my font and format on every play, but I am partial to Arial.

Q: Plugs, please.

A: Indecent, PBS, Nov. 17. New production of Indecent, Guthrie, Minneapolis, Feb 17-March 24.





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Aug 23, 2017

I Interview Playwrights Part 970: Arthur M. Jolly






Arthur M. Jolly

Hometown:  I was born in Lewes, in the United Kingdom (go straight south from London until you hit the coast - can't miss it!) - but New York City is where I really grew up.

Current Town: Houston, Texas

Q:  What are you working on now?

A:  I always have a half dozen half-finished plays and screenplays, and I'll hammer away sporadically at one or the other until one of them suddenly reveals its intent, whereupon I write furiously on that one until it's finished... but my "official" current project is a new play The Lady Demands Satisfaction - a light hearted farce about a young woman whose estate will be forfeited to anyone who defeats her in a duel. There's a lot of ridiculous sword fights, a serving-girl who poses as a German Fencing master by donning a mustache, the actual Fencing Master who speaks no English and is assumed to be a servant... all the usual trappings. It won the 2017-2018 Joining Sword and Pen Competition, and opens in July of 2018 in Chicago. I've had a table read, and have the draft for an upcoming public staged reading just about ready. It's going through a "development process" - the kind of thing I usually eye dubiously - but this theatre company (Babes With Blades) I trust implicitly and love working with.

Q:  Tell me, if you will, a story from your childhood that explains who you are as a writer or as a person.

A:  When I was three years old, I read a book from the shelf in my parent's library - my first "grown-up" book. It had no pictures, so I knew it was for grown-ups. I selected it at random (well, at random from the books on the lowest three shelves, which were the only ones within reach). I remember it - "The Bafut Beagles" by Gerald Durrell, about his experiences catching wildlife in Camaroon... but here's the thing - I had no idea what that book was actually about until I read it again many years later. I sat there, on the library rug, poring over every sentence, every page, reading each word doggedly until I had finished the entire book - but I couldn't tell you what a single bit of it meant. I knew the words, I could technically read, but I was too young to comprehend any of it. I did it as an act of will, as proof that I was now able to read properly.

Today, a few decades later, I sometimes worry that I'm doing the same thing with my writing. I write what occurs to me to write, I string words together and people seem to like my plays, and produce them and publish them, and I get some very lovely compliments from the more discerning critics (anything negative I chalk up to the critic's incompetence, but we all have our defense mechanisms)... but do I actually have any earthly idea what I'm doing at all? What any of it means or is supposed to mean? I doubt it, sometimes.

Q:  If you could change one thing about theater, what would it be?

A:  Public funding. There are countries where the government invests serious money into the arts, knowing that every dollar spent on a theatre brings in four to six to the surrounding businesses. Artists are cheap, we'll pour our hearts and soul into creating entertainment for a crust of bread and the promise of soup... and why city governments don't divvy up a few extra crusts for the return they get escapes me. It also keeps us dangerous free-thinkers off the streets and properly ensconced in windowless green rooms and insulated stages, which seems like a win-win for everyone involved.

Q:  Who are or were your theatrical heroes?

A:  So many, but rather than pick one of the playwrights and creators I admire from afar, I want to choose someone that had a much more direct and profound influence, and someone that probably fewer have heard of: Worth Howe - an incredibly talented actor and one of those keep-the-whole-theatre-going AD/manager types. He ran a little community theatre on Roosevelt Island when I was a teenager. I built props and created special effects, ran the light board and sound board - did just about every backstage job throughout my high school years. I think most of us have worked at one of those theatres - everything on a shoestring, whatever works, whatever is needed... for a fifteen year old, it was the perfect amount of freedom and responsibility: "We need this. If you think you can do it, go do it, and make something that you're proud of on opening night." Worth needed every hand he could get to keep the place going, so I was immediately given as much to do as I was willing to take on after school. That was where I started... but what made this mean something was that the shows were good. Cheap, sure - rough around the edges - but there was real theatrical quality as well; and ultimately that inspires.

Q:  What kind of theater excites you?

A:  There isn't one particular kind of theatre, it's more particular moments - that moment when you are elevated, transported; when the hair on the back of your neck rises. I've felt that watching broad, obvious crowd pleasers (Elpheba flying in Wicked, and the staging of the pond drying up in the opening of the second act of The Lion King on Broadway), and intense, actor tour-de-forces (Vanessa Redgrave in The Year of Magical Thinking, or Patrick Stewart as Prospero declaiming to the heavens during an actual, real live pouring-rain thunderstorm at Shakespeare in the Park that was some pretty amazing production value)... but I've also felt that in tiny black box theatres where the audience and the cast were about evenly numbered.

Q:  What advice do you have for playwrights just starting out?

A:  Obviously, buy a complete set of my plays. You don't even need to read them unless you want to, but buy them. On Amazon. Full price, none of this used discount stuff.

Okay, now you've done that, there's probably a few other, better playwrights you should read too... if you can, see what's playing in your area, and read that play, then see it the next day. Start piecing together how the events on stage are set down on paper. How much is spelled out, how much is left for the actors to tease out as they work through their role; what stage directions are explicit, and what moments are discovered or added by the other collaborators in this art form. Read one, see it on stage, then read it again. If you're going to see a play of mine, shoot me an email and I'll send you the script.

Q:  When not writing on a computer, what's your go-to paper and writing utensil? When on computer, what's your font?

A:  I have a leather-bound notebook I keep in my bag for ideas, remembered dreams, fragments of overheard conversations (inveterate eavesdropper), and notes from readings - held shut with a leather thong and a reindeer-horn bead I found in Alaska at a writer's conference. The paper is creamy, smooth, easy to write on. The paper, to me, is critical - if my pen drags and catches, that's one more tiny impediment to keeping up with the flow of words, and in the heat of things, I want nothing to get in the way. I use a Zebra F-309 with blue ink, and buy them by the dozen online as they seem to vanish like soap bubbles.

On the computer, I use Final Draft Courier for screenplays, and Times New Roman for plays - traditional; but, like the paper, I want no micro-impediments to anyone reading my work either. An unusual font is a tiny, tiny distraction when I want to draw focus on the words themselves.

Q:  Plugs, please:

A:  I post all my upcoming productions on my website www.arthurjolly.com each month - and have a whole bunch of monologues that can be downloaded free there, and breakdowns of all of my plays. If you're feeling a little blue, there's also a random compliment generator on the homepage to welcomes you which sometimes comes up with unusual combinations. Check it out!


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Jack and Jill Plays - Part 7 - Time


About Jack and Jill Plays:

I'm going to do something new.  Post a short play every day as long as I can.  This does not mean that I wrote this play today but I might have.  (My life is not always my own what with work and a 4 year old running around so maybe I wrote it today or maybe it was stockpiled in preparation for the days I can't get in writing.)  My goal is to do at least 100 of these or maybe more but probably 45 or 50 is the length of a full length play so even that would be good.  100 would be better.  300?  amazing.  500?  Does anyone want 500 of these plays?  Anyway, the goal is consecutive days.

The normal things about plays apply-- don't produce or reproduce this play without my permission.  I wrote it so I own it.  Etc.




Time
by Adam Szymkowicz

(JILL is gardening.  JACK is chopping wood.)

JILL
I might buy a new watch.

JACK
Yeah?

JILL
Yeah.

JACK
Do you wear a watch?

JILL
I would if I liked it.

JACK
Oh.  Maybe I'll buy a top hat.

JILL
No.

JACK
And a vest.

JILL
Do you wish we were nomads?

JACK
Like living in a van?

JILL
Or something.

JACK
Backpacking across Europe?

JILL
Maybe.

JACK
No.  I don't want to go anywhere or do anything.

JILL
You wish you had more lovers?

JACK
Nah.

JILL
But you are unhappy.

JACK
Well, yeah, I am deeply unhappy.  Aren't you?

JILL
Sometimes I am.

JACK
But that doesn't mean I want to change anything.

JILL
Yeah.

JACK
Even if I do get a hat.

JILL
You'll never wear it.

JACK
I know.

JILL
It's not who you are.

JACK
Well, you're not someone who wears a watch.

JILL
I know.  What time is it?

JACK
I don't know.

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