It's my birthday. I am young, perhaps, by comparison to most people I know, but I feel old. Should I have done more? Should I have written more? Achieved more? Who can say? I better get cracking.
I saw some of the Teen Choice Awards last night. That made me feel old. And male. It should be called the Screaming Fourteen Year Old Girl Awards. All the young movie stars sort of look generically the same. And all the girls act the same. They aren't allowed to have personalities or be funny. They are only allowed to look good. It worries me. But perhaps that is simply an old man worry.
Wait, you're posting about the Teen Choice Awards and you're not saying who won?! I am on temterhooks!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are a young 'un. I'm old enough to be your father.
Your observations about the Teen Choice Awards are not old man worries. They are Orwellian worries. Please do not confuse the two.
ReplyDeleteHAPPY B-DAY, BABY!
ReplyDeleteAnd last time I looked, you ARE a screaming teenage girl... am I wrong?
Jason--You are not old enough to be my father. Not even close. unless you hit puberty way early. Adam Sandler won.
ReplyDeleteRB--thanks for the affirmation.
Callaghan--thanks. I am a screaming teenage girl. Several actually.
for a teenage girl- you look pretty good- happy birthday spring chick.-love, Soda
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Adam!
ReplyDeleteNext year you will win the Teen Choice Award.
Thanks Soda and Tina! You all rock!
ReplyDeleteHappy (belated) birthday, Adam!
ReplyDeleteHehehe. I'm in the same boat as you. I'm getting so out of touch, I watch VH1 Classic now. The only time I have any clue about what the kids are listening to is at the bars.