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Adam,
Clyde can't make it to the reading tonight b/c he has a wretched case of clap. He is trapped in Greenpoint peeing fire. I say we still do the reading, I'll try to replace him with a Y employee who doesn't have any STDs.
See you at 7pm
Susan
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Great news! Clyde had Mark administer an emergency syringe of penicillin and he's back in the game. Sorry for the confusion.
susan
Poor Clyde!!
ReplyDeleteGood thing Clyde isn't allergic to Pennicillian. Who knows if there even ARE any Y employees who don't have STD's!
ReplyDeleteyes, it's a problem in the Y community. It's not just clyde.
ReplyDeleteWow. TMI on poor Clyde. Remind me not to hook up with any Y employees. 8-\
ReplyDeleteBack when I was "on the market" as they say, the first question I would always ask would be, "Do you work at the Y?" If she said yes, I would quickly make an excuse and run home to spray myself with Lysol.
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