She's only been in Seattle for a few hours and already I can't eat and various non-living objects in the office have begun speaking to me. I just finished a fight with a three ring binder.
"Are you Ok, Adam?" One of my co-workers asks me.
I tell her I'm fine. Then the tape despenser mocks her. No one seems to notice.
K, I'm going crazy here literally. HAve fun and all but be back soon, K?