Monday, November 21, 2005

cowboy play piece--1st draft

(Enter KATRINA. She leads in a BEAR on a leash.) KATRINA (in a Russian accent.) Hello cowboys and ladies. I am Katrina. You have probably heard of me. This is Bear. (BEAR bows.) KATRINA We do for you some tricks for our dinner and for your entertainment. I will dance and Bear will sing. (BEAR whispers to KATRINA.) KATRINA Not today. Bear has sore throat. But I will do leaps and acrobatics and Bear will juggle several hatchets. In succession. (BEAR whispers to KATRINA.) KATRINA Oh. Well then. Not today. Bear has thorn in his paw. But I will sing and Bear will ride unicycle through flaming hoop. (BEAR whispers to KATRINA.) KATRINA Not today. Bear stubbed his toe very early this morning. (BEAR whispers to KATRINA.) KATRINA Yes. For me please and for Bear some vodka. Please gather around to watch amazing Bear drink vodka for your amusement. (KATRINA and BEAR do shots.)

4 comments:

tina said...

More! More!

hpmelon said...

Oh my Lord, yes...that was as refreshing as a tall glass of sasperilla.

Floyd said...

you suck! I'm just kidding. OMG that was so funny. You're the greatest. Love it!

Adam said...

Thaanks for the support! It helps!