(Back at the bar, Jake and Elise are getting drunk. Tom, Stu and jane are doing shots.)
STU I was never what you would call lucky in love.
JANE Ive been divorced more times than the circus has come to this town.
TOM I had sex with a clown once.
(They all do shots in unison.)
JAKE I like when you look at me like that.
ELISE Like what?
JAKE Your eyes. Theres fire in them
ELISE I know. Its part of the job.
JAKE Its beautiful
ELISE Thank you. Youre not so hard to look at yourself. Its disarming.
JAKE Its supposed to be.
ELISE Ill be right back
(Exit ELISE) TOM I like big butts. You know, really big butts? Like your wifes butt, Stu.
STU When no ones home I like to smoke cloves and masturbate to internet photos of exotic-looking women.
JANE I like to date men who I know if it ever came down to it, in a bare-knuckled fight I could kick his ass.
(They down shots)
(ELISE returns. She hands JAKE her underwear.)
JAKE Whats this?
ELISE Its my underwear.
JAKE What do I do with it?
ELISE Its supposed to be sexy. Youre supposed to like it.
JAKE Oh, I do.
ELISE Never mind.
JAKE Its sexy.
ELISE Just give it back to me.
JAKE No, I get it. Its sexy. Ill hold onto them if thats OK.
JAKE But I could give them back later, if you want them back, after the moment has passed.
ELISE Thats thoughtful.
ELISE Maybe you should kiss me now.
JANE Ive never been kissed like that.
(They do shots.)