I left something in the bathroom
I dropped something on the floor
I'll be right back, I swear to you
Don't walk out the door
Is that my shirt you're wearing?
Are you tired of this music?
Can I get you rum and soda?
Do you think you like this chorus?
I stole you this salt shaker
I want you to feel better
I didn't wash the dishes
Can you stand this weather?
Would you like a sandwich?
I can buy this for your mother.
Can you mix this in the mixer?
Would you like another?
I've get twenty things to say to you
Nineteen of them are the same
Please listen to each carefully
I've made you a nickname
I love the way your neck sparkles
I love the way the sky glows
I love the space between your words
And the odd shape of your nose
I know you find this funny
I know you think I'm old
I know you know I know you know
I know you're always cold
Take two of these with some water
Take me away from here
Are you done with the bathroom
Do you want one more beer?