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Jun 20, 2008
good ways to start emails
--hello beneficiary
--ATTENTION:HONORABLE BENEFICIARY.
--Dear Friend,
--Greeting's to you and your entire family! (note the apostrophe)
--I know you must be surprised to hear from me.
--CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE WON
--From the Desk of________
I mean any email coming from an African Banker is one I am sure to respond to. Also, any email that starts talking about my penis immediately. I mean what better way to get someone's attention? Bill Gates emails me a lot. So does Al Gore, though those might actually be from Al Gore. On the internet there are a lot of people who have money who want to share it with me. I have not found this to be true in my day to day life thus far. Why is the internet so different from real life? It's a mystery.
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CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE WON A??? Well, if it was not because of this last one, I would have said your post was actually very serious and important on philological terms, but this was like WTF! Was it a joke?
I appreciate your blog information. I could not open email for an internet connection. Because I have been using Asus router but after resetting can't connect to asus router with LAN and for that reason lost my internet connection.
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