How To Not Write A Play
People ask me, “Adam, how do I stop writing a play? It’s so fun and so easy and I forget to eat
or have any fun because I’m always playwriting.
How do I stop writing plays constantly?”
So I wrote up this list to help you stop writing plays.
1. Take
a walk. Don’t take any writing
implements with you. Don’t think about
plays. Don’t write dialogue on your
phone and email it to yourself.
2. Why
not binge a TV show on Netflix? There
are so many. You could spend hours doing
that and all that time you will make sure you’re not writing the play.
3. Have
you had a snack? Have another one.
4. Now’s
a good time to clean everything. That
will prevent you from writing your play.
5. Read
something. Stop writing. Read an article or a book or a funny list or
the facebook status of your friend who is in an exotic place you will never be
able to afford to go.
6. Start
writing something else, like an article or a poem or a short story or an essay
or a book. You should really write a
book anyway. Or a screenplay. Or a pilot.
7. What
if you were a cat? Cats don’t write
plays. Pretend you’re a cat for a while.
8. Have
another snack.
9. Go
to the gym. Or have another snack. It's basically the same thing. Or alcohol!!
10. Wait
a minute. Watch this funny video.
11. You
should look something up on the internet.
Like revolutionary war uniform buttons or the names of all the Teletubbies.
Or the Wombles.
12. There
are more funny videos to watch. Or what
about the video for the Safety Dance.
That’s fun. That reminds me of
Labyrinth. Watch that. Oh, David Bowie! Sad. Let’s watch all his videos on youtube.
13. The
day is almost done and you have successfully not written a play. Congratulations!
14. STOP! You were about to stay up and write a play,
weren’t you? Don’t you have emails to
respond to?
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