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Jun 26, 2007
a clown song
CLOWNS UNDERCOVER!!
You know it! You saw it! The space in the basement
They hide in the cupboard. They hide in the floor.
You know it! Confront it! The place where the face went.
They’re in there! They’re out there! Board up the door!!!
Cause once they come in here there’s no way to stop them.
They don’t listen to reason, don’t listen to rhyme.
They are knocking you over. They are pushing you under.
This time they will get you. They’ll get you this time.
You know it! You saw it! The space in the basement
Why didn’t you listen? I told you the score.
You knew it! You saw it! The place where the face went.
The clowns are all coming. Right through the door.
1-2-3-4!!
CLOWNS UNDERCOVER!!!
Cause now that they’re in here there’s no way to stop them.
They are licking your girlfriend, they are drinking your wine.
They are knocking you over. They are pushing you under.
This time they’ll outdance you. They’ll outdance you this time.
And the clown says:
Dance Motherfucker Dance
And your girlfriend says:
Dance Motherfucker Dance
And your friends all say:
Dance Motherfucker Dance
CLOWNS UNDERCOVER!!!
The Supply Closet
I'm going down to the supply closet
Going to get a ream of paper
I'm going down to the supply closet
Going to get a ream of paper
And I'm going to print up all those reports and
photocopy them so you can read them
That's the kind of day it is
That's the kind of day it is
I'm going down to the supply closet
Going to get a box of staples
I'm going down to the supply closet
Going to get a box of staples
Then I'll staple those papers together –so close
together for you like you've never seen
That's the kind of day it is
That's the kind of day it is
I'm going down to the supply closet
Gonna get a new blue pen
I'm going down to the supply closet
Gonna get a new blue pen
And I'll stab you in the eye with it
Stab you with my new blue pen
I will stab you and stab you
And stab you
That's the kind of day it is
That's the kind of day it is
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and don't forget NYTR
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