Adam Szymkowicz

Jul 5, 2007

go see this-hilarious!!

http://matthewfreeman.blogspot.com/2007/07/interview-with-author-now-even-longer.html

Jul 4, 2007

Stalker in Ray Bans

You will find me
In the Garden
Shooting hoops
Between Smith and Court

You will see me at the Y
You will notice me on the street
I always nod politely
You always look at your feet

It'll be raining
And you're hanging around the first floor
Getting wet and smoking
And looking at my door

Stalker, I know it's cold out
Stalker, I know I sold out
Stalker, I won't change my routine
Stalker, I hope you know what that means

You will find me
In the Garden
Shooting hoops
Between Smith and Court

You will see me on the corner
You will notice me on the stoop
Reading DC comics
And eating stale fruit loops

It'll be snowing
But you're going to go out there in a hat
Breathing steam and freezing
And looking at my cat

Stalker, I know I'm not cool
Stalker, I went to public school
Stalker, you can't be here for me
Stalker, I appreciate the company

You will find me
In the Garden
Shooting hoops
Between Smith and Court

"War Criminal Commutes Sentence of Convicted Perjurer at Behest of Traitor"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tony-hendra/war-criminal-commutes-sen_b_54726.html

h/t Ian

http://collisionwork.livejournal.com/90723.html

and Floyd makes a triumphant return?

a ..um Fourth of July play over at Blog Of Floyd

http://www.floydbritch.blogspot.com/

Jul 3, 2007

xyz

trying to get some work done out in the woods of MA.
No cell phone reception but the wifi is plentiful and
distracting.

Exciting thing happened on sunday. I'll tell you
soon.

in the meantime, go here and pretend you read my book.

http://www.librarything.com/author/szymkowiczadam

Jul 2, 2007

Lisa blogging from New Orleans

http://lisadamour.blogspot.com/

Jun 29, 2007

Thirty-two ways to say I love you in your Christ year

Thirty two ways to say I love you in your Christ year

One
I left something in the bathroom
Two
I dropped something on the floor
Three
I'll be right back, I swear to you
Four
Don't walk out the door

Is that my shirt you're wearing?
Are you tired of this music?
Can I get you rum and soda?
Do you think you like this chorus?

Nine
I stole you this salt shaker
Ten
I want you to feel better
Eleven
I didn't wash the dishes
Twelve
Can you stand this weather?

Would you like a sandwich?
I can buy this for your mother.
Can you mix this in the mixer?
Would you like another?

Seventeen
I've get twenty things to say to you
Eighteen
Nineteen of them are the same
Nineteen
Please listen to each carefully
Twenty
I've made you a nickname

I love the way your neck sparkles
I love the way the sky glows
I love the space between your words
And the odd shape of your nose
I know you find this funny
I know you think I'm old
I know you know I know you know
I know you're always cold
Take two of these with some water
Take me away from here
Are you done with the bathroom
Do you want one more beer?