I'm getting married today!

Hilarious

I Am Totally Crushin' on Young McCain

http://www.236.com/blog/w/drew_grant/i_am_totally_crushin_on_young_1_7249.php

good ways to start emails

--hello beneficiary --ATTENTION:HONORABLE BENEFICIARY. --Dear Friend, --Greeting's to you and your entire family! (note the apostrophe) --I know you must be surprised to hear from me. --CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE WON --From the Desk of________ I mean any email coming from an African Banker is one I am sure to respond to. Also, any email that starts talking about my penis immediately. I mean what better way to get someone's attention? Bill Gates emails me a lot. So does Al Gore, though those might actually be from Al Gore. On the internet there are a lot of people who have money who want to share it with me. I have not found this to be true in my day to day life thus far. Why is the internet so different from real life? It's a mystery.

should critics read plays before seeing them?

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/theatre/2008/06/to_wiesbaden_for_the_neue.html thanks to Meeegan for this link.

want to write copy or be a security guard? Can't decide? do both

http://gawker.com/tag/jobs/?i=5017903&t=this-is-maybe-the-best-journalism-job-available

your daily clown dose

from overheard in NYC

Girl #1: Yeah, so she was telling me all about the cleanser, right? And she said it was professional clown approved. What's up with that? Who buys stuff because it's been approved by some dumb clown?

Girl #2: I don't know about buying anything clown approved, but for damn sure I'm not going to buy something that's not professional clown approved

--Sephora, 5th Ave