Jack And Jill Plays - Part 14 - @*#$

About Jack and Jill Plays:

This is a new thing I'm doing.  Posting a short play every day as long as I can.  This does not mean that I wrote this play today but I might have.  (My life is not always my own what with work and a 4 year old running around so maybe I wrote it today or maybe it was stockpiled in preparation for the days I can't get in writing.)  My goal is to do at least 100 of these or maybe more but probably 45 or 50 is the length of a full length play so even that would be good.  100 would be better.  300?  amazing.  500?  Does anyone want 500 of these plays?  Anyway, the goal is consecutive days.

The normal things about plays apply-- don't produce or reproduce this play without my permission.  I wrote it so I own it.  Etc.

@*#$
by Adam Szymkowicz

(JILL is writing with paper and notebook.  She is frustrated.)

JILL
Mother Fucker Fuck Fucking Fuckest!

(JILL throws the notebook and pen.  Enter JACK, not having seen this, carrying a shovel.)

JACK
Hey.  How's the writing?

JILL
Good.  ... I might get a typewriter.

JACK
Like electric?

JILL
No, manual.

JACK
Cool.  Cool.  I'm gonna go dig a hole.

JILL
Okay.

(Exit JACK.  JILL stares daggers at her notebook.)

JILL
Fucker.

(She puts her foot on the notebook and grounds it out with her heel like a cigarette.)

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