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May 14, 2007

2 emails i received today

1 Adam, Clyde can't make it to the reading tonight b/c he has a wretched case of clap. He is trapped in Greenpoint peeing fire. I say we still do the reading, I'll try to replace him with a Y employee who doesn't have any STDs. See you at 7pm Susan 2 Great news! Clyde had Mark administer an emergency syringe of penicillin and he's back in the game. Sorry for the confusion. susan

5 comments:

tdawg said...

Poor Clyde!!

YogaLia said...

Good thing Clyde isn't allergic to Pennicillian. Who knows if there even ARE any Y employees who don't have STD's!

Adam Szymkowicz said...

yes, it's a problem in the Y community. It's not just clyde.

Anonymous said...

Wow. TMI on poor Clyde. Remind me not to hook up with any Y employees. 8-\

Adam Szymkowicz said...

Back when I was "on the market" as they say, the first question I would always ask would be, "Do you work at the Y?" If she said yes, I would quickly make an excuse and run home to spray myself with Lysol.