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Jan 6, 2007
a scene i had to delete from incendiary
i like this scene. i'm sorry to have to lose it.
Scene 25
(TOMMY, JIMMY, GARY and CARRIE in CARRIE’s burnt office. JIMMY is flipping through a phone book.)
CARRIE
My rug.
TOMMY
And you sure she went to this boyfriend’s house.
CARRIE
I’m not sure but where else would she go?
JIMMY
Statberg?
CARRIE
No. It was Jake Statsomething.
JIMMY
Stathouse?
CARRIE
No.
TOMMY
Keep looking.
CARRIE
I loved that rug. I can’t believe she burned that rug. You remember when I got that rug, Gary? Gary?
GARY
So we’re cool now, right?
TOMMY
I don’t know what you mean. Do you know what he means?
JIMMY
I haven’t the foggiest.
GARY
So you can leave me alone now and go after her.
TOMMY
Well, how do we know she set the other building on fire?
JIMMY
That’s true. We don’t know that.
CARRIE
She did set it on fire.
GARY
When you catch her, I’m sure she’ll tell you all about it.
JIMMY
Yeah but . . .
GARY
What?
TOMMY
See the thing is, you can’t really believe what people tell you under torture.
GARY
Then why do you do it?
JIMMY
It’s our nature. Statler?
CARRIE
No.
GARY
So what? I have to go with you?
CARRIE
Yeah, yeah, let’s go with them.
GARY
Darling.
CARRIE
What?
GARY
You’re not helping.
TOMMY
You still owe Liz some spy stuff, right? I think you better come along with us at least until we get a hold of this dame.
GARY
But he’s a cop. Why am I following you to some cop’s house?
JIMMY
He’s a cop?
CARRIE
Yeah. Detective Jake Stasomething.
TOMMY
We’re going to some detective’s house?
JIMMY
What, all of a sudden you are afraid of the law?
TOMMY
I just want to get it clear. We’re going to go in there and get some broad from some cop?
GARY
You can’t handle that?
TOMMY
I can handle don’t ask me what I can handle.
CARRIE
Do you think I’m a bad therapist? I mean she’s right, I didn’t help her stop setting fires. But sometimes it made her so happy I didn’t even want to help her. Helping her would hurt her. You should have seen the look on her face when she talked about it. It was like when we were first married, Gary how you used to look at me. Why don’t you look at me like that anymore? Was it something I did or something I said or did you just grow sick of me or is it something else? You know, we go to school get our license and everything but really it’s all instinct and my instinct was telling me to let her set fires throughout the city. Am I a bad person? Is that why you don’t look at me like that anymore?
JIMMY
Hey, now, I bet you’re a really good therapist.
TOMMY
Jimmy Splinters is right. I already feel better just being in this room. Although I do think you should get a new rug.
JIMMY
I know a guy.
CARRIE
But do you feel your antisocial impulses confirmed?
TOMMY
I’m very social.
CARRIE
Or are you going to give it all up because you realize it’s wrong and harmful to society.
JIMMY
What we do is not harmful to society. We are like checks and balances. Some guy gets out of line, he’s got to be put into check.
GARY
How noble.
TOMMY
Don’t get smart.
JIMMY
Wait, is it Jake Stratford?
CARRIE
Yeah. I think so.
JIMMY
Tommy, you remember Detective Stratford?
TOMMY
No . . . oh, yeah. (sincerely) A shame about his wife.
JIMMY
That was a shame. Here it is. Twenty Sixth street.
TOMMY
Let’s go.
Scene 26
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