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Jul 16, 2010

I Interview Playwrights Part 211: Jonathan Caren


Jonathan Caren

Hometown: Los Angeles

Current Town: New York

Q: Tell me about Three.

A: It’s a play about a couple having a baby, dealing with fears of the unknown, and a spiritual healer who tries to right their ship. I just read it at The Partial Comfort Retreat and it’s being done at the PTP/NYC AFTER DARK SERIES at the Atlantic Theater’s 2nd Stage Tuesday July 20th at 10:30PM, directed by Kate Pines. I’ve never had a baby, but I’ve certainly been afraid of birthing things, like plays for instance.

Q: What else are you working on?

A: Evan Cabnet will be directing my play Friends In Transient Places this fall at Juilliard. It’s a series of interwoven stories that take place on an airplane journey from one terminal to another. It’s an experiment in theatricality, something I tend to usually shy away from, but I’m excited for the ride.


Q: You have a background in TV. Most people usually transition the other way.

A: I tend to do things backwards, though I don't see TV as the end-all. I co-wrote a pilot in 2008 and worked on a CW show before coming to Juilliard. But I was still doing local theater in LA for years (in fact, I produced one of YOUR plays, Adam) and my play Catch The Fish, won Best Play at the NY Fringe in 2007. Writing for TV is hard as hell and requires a different skill set. I admire TV writers' abilities to re-write and try to carry over that mentality to playwriting.

Q: If you could change one thing about theater, what would it be?

A: In an ideal world, going to the theater would be like going to group therapy. You watch a play, talk about it after, hang out, and decompress from your daily grind. I think Ars Nova does that best.

The thing I’m loving most about theater in New York is the sense of community here. A lot of people seem to know each other and “hanging out” means “working on a play.” That doesn’t happen as much in Los Angeles. For me, doing a reading, or putting on a production is an excuse to socialize in a creative environment. So I guess if I were in charge, I’d slash ticket prices in half, and turn every lobby into a bar that offers free Eugene O’Neill Jello Shots, whatever that means. And if you don’t feel like you’re a part of the community, put your ego aside and go volunteer somewhere. Everyone needs help. Trust me, you’re needed—as long as you’re not creepy and trying to force your agenda onto the people you’re helping.

Q: Who are or were your theatrical heroes?

A: Winnie Holzman, taught me everything I know. She wrote Wicked, and created My So-Called Life. I was her assistant for two and a half years. I’m pretty enamored with my class at Juilliard. Josh Allen, Nick Jones, Fia Alvarez and Fernanda Coppel.

Q: What kind of theater excites you?

A: Stuff that makes me want to call my ex-girlfriends and apologize for being an douche bag. Also, Greg Keller’s Dutch Masters’ blew me away.

Q: What advice do you have for playwrights just starting out?

A: I’m just starting out! I spent years afraid of being a playwright. So my advice is, don’t do anything I do, like worry about how much your play sucks and waste time comparing yourself to everyone else.

There are two caps to wear, the business cap and the creative cap. You can’t wear them both at the same time. If you wear your creative cap while doing business, you get too emotional over all the rejection you’re going to face. If you wear your business cap while being creative, your writing will sound like you’re trying to sell it and you won’t write what you love. So literally, imagine you’re wearing different caps. I will say from a practical standpoint, I recommend getting involved at ANY level you can and trying to find the people who you fall in love with and to have creative babies with. Then get yourself a healer.

Q: Plugs, please:

A: Go see the play Fia is directing, Notice Me! Come to my play Friends in Transient Places in the fall. And read Adam Szymkowicz’s blog!

Jul 13, 2010

I Interview Playwrights Part 210: Jennifer Haley


Jennifer Haley

Hometown: San Antonio, TX

Current Town: Los Angeles, CA

Q:  Tell me about Breadcrumbs coming up at CATF.

A:  Breadcrumbs opened this past weekend at the Contemporary American Theatre Festival, which is a gem of an event that came to my attention only a couple of years ago. The Festival, under the leadership of Artistic Director, Ed Herendeen, produces five new plays every summer in a beautiful, civil-war era town in West Virginia, just outside of Washington DC. Over twenty years, Ed has developed an amazingly loyal audience, who often come over a weekend to see all the plays (and once again - all new plays); by the time I showed up for opening, Breadcrumbs in its 199 seat theatre was almost sold out for all of its 16 performances!

Laura Kepley, a super talented colleague of mine from graduate school, brought my play to Ed’s attention and directed it for the Festival. The play is about a reclusive writer of modern fairy tales who is diagnosed with Alzheimer’s and must rely on this somewhat untrustworthy younger woman to tell her final story - an autobiography. Laura and I were lucky to score a couple of amazing actresses, Helen Jean Arthur and Eva Kaminsky, both based in New York City, to play the roles. I spent the first week of rehearsal with them, doing some final re-writes, then came back three weeks later for the production, which I loved.

It was also a rare celebrity-fest for us playwrights, who are made to stand and show our faces at all events, including right before our own shows. I normally prefer to lurk anonymously in the audience, listening to unfiltered feedback and melting away if the show falls flat, but realized the value when one theatre-goer after another approached me to talk about the show, talk about their family members suffering from dementia, and share how touched they were by the play. As I found myself saying over and over again what an important part of the play they are, I realized how fervently I believe it.

Q:  Tell me please about Neighborhood 3!

A:  I unwittingly hit a nerve with this play, which gave my career a long-prayed-for bump. (Heh heh, when I found out it was going to be produced by the 2008 Humana Festival, I was most tangibly thrilled by the fact that I would not have to go through the expensive and time-consuming process of marketing it on my own . . . printing it out, writing targeted cover letters, shlepping armfuls of heavy envelopes to the post office, etc.) It began as ten minute play about a boy addicted to a disturbing video game, and a mother’s schizophrenic attempt to pry him away. This was stuck to the end of a series of meditations between suburban parents and adults, written in the doldrums of my first year out of graduate school. Over two years, through development opportunities, readings, a bout of my own World of Warcraft addiction, and the help of many generous artists, I managed to turn this Frankensteinian collection into a single story, and was ultimately thrilled with Kip Fagan’s direction of the Humana premiere on Michael Raiford’s terrifying, shiny black set!

The play is still being produced by local theatre companies around the country, and, most gratifyingly, by high schools. This past Spring there was a student-produced production at the East Brunswick School of the Arts in New Jersey; one of the teenagers involved sent me production photos on Facebook, a couple of which are now featured on my web site, www.jenniferhaley.com. What I have found most exciting about this play is the conversation it has sparked between generations.

I am currently working with a young film production company in Los Angeles on ideas for turning it into a screenplay. It’s been fascinating to twist the story around, to explore it as a single-protagonist piece as well as an ensemble piece, to cast it in different genres . . . horror, psychological drama, thriller, etc. I like this company because their main interest in the script has to do with the disconnect between parents and children, which is the heart of the piece. Neighborhood is one of a handful of possibilities for their next film to produce - but I’m keeping my fingers crossed.

Q:  What else are you working on?

A:  I am heading to New Haven for a week to work with Page 73 on a new play called Froggy. I wrote the first draft a couple summers ago, and am glad someone wanted to do some development on it, as that’s often the kick in the ass I need to continue a project.

Froggy came about because I wanted to write a play in the style of a graphic novel . . . I had no idea what that even meant before I sat down to write it . . . but what came out is the noirish tale of a woman determined to track down her vanished ex-lover when she sees him as a character in a video game. She plays the game and goes in search of him while also exploring through memory the roots of addiction and obsession that bound her to him in the first place.

I wrote the play in InDesign using “panels” of action that denote memory or scenes from the video game. The main character is played by three different actresses - one who tells the story in voiceover, one who plays the woman, Froggy, as an adult, and one who plays her as a twelve-year old girl. I have often been asked by those who have read the piece how I actually see it staged, and although I can say it would involve projections, microphones, killer lighting design, and music, I myself do not know how how some of what I’ve written would actually work. That is what we’re going to be playing with in New Haven. Thanks to Liz Jones and Asher Richelli at p73, I’ll be working with a wonderful director named Matt Morrow, a lighting designer, and several actors to start figuring this out.

Q:  Tell me, if you will, a story from your childhood that explains who you are as a writer or as a person.

A:  Hmm, one story jumps to mind . . . I was sitting on my front porch, a little girl about five years old, playing with a big, plastic race car. An army caterpillar came rippling along, and out of sheer curiosity about whether its blood was yellow or iridescent green (it was usually one of the two), I ran him over with the car. Just then, my mother came out the front door and recoiled. She asked me, “How could you do that?” And I suddenly felt a flood of shame and confusion for taking that small creature’s life so casually. I think writing has become a way to satiate my curiosity about the way life works without committing acts of violence . . .

Q:  If you could change one thing about theater, what would it be?

A;  Well I could make lists of things like wanting more inspired theatre spaces and for the regional theaters to produce more new plays; however, I’m a pretty firm believer that creating great things in spite of adversity and trusting that the rare, perfect alignment of resources will arrive with work and faith and patience are key to inspired art and an inspired life.

Q:  Who are or were your theatrical heroes?

A:  My current theatrical hero is playwright Luis Alfaro, whose play, Oedipus El Rey, I recently saw at the Theatre @ Boston Court in Pasadena. He’s my hero because he gave me the kind of theater that excites me, which is:

Q:  What kind of theater excites you?

A:  The kind that causes some kind of paradigm shift within me. In this case, it was taking a Greek play that’s always felt a little musty to me - a textbook piece - and reworking it so that I got its heart. Luis was aided by an inspired production and wonderful actors who brought to life the passion between Oedipus and his mother (I’m often a little repulsed by love scenes on stage - they feel strained - but these were something else), and sparked my deeper understanding of a young man’s hubris.

(Luis is also approachable, kind, and a teacher of young playwrights . . . I always admire the person within the artist.)

Q:  What advice do you have for playwrights just starting out?

A:  Write only what interests you, try new things with every play you write, produce your own work in the beginning (get your favorite peeps involved), and prepare for years of investigation . . .

Q:  Plugs, please:

A:  I've got to plug my writers group, The Playwrights Union (www.playwrightsunion.com).  These folks are amazing writers and generous people - they are a huge reason I find it fulfilling to be a playwright in Los Angeles.

Alas, no shows on the immediate horizon, but someone do a second production of Breadcrumbs, okay? Don’t let it fade away just because it’s had its world premiere, okay??

Jul 9, 2010

I Interview Playwrights Part 209: Sofia Alvarez


Sofia Alvarez

Hometown: Baltimore, MD

Current Town: Brooklyn, NY

Q:  What are you working on now?

A;  Working on revisions to my play, THE FISH BOWL that will be part of Juilliard’s Playwright’s Festival in September and directing Blair Singer’s NOTICE ME that starts performances at the Wild Project on 7/19.

Q:  Tell me about NOTICE ME – how did you get involved in this project?

A:  Blair is a client of my former boss at CAA and we became friends when I worked there. Earlier this year we were having lunch in LA I asked him what was going on with NOTICE ME – I play I’d always loved. He told me he wanted to do it in New York with “kids.” I immediately called my friend Daniel Grossman who runs FOGLIGHT, a production company that produces theatre, music videos and independent films, that was four months ago - we open next week.

Q:  Do you identify more as a writer or a director?

A:  I identify as a writer but I love directing and will continue to do so for as long as I have the opportunity - they fill different creative needs for me.

Q:  Tell me, if you will, a story from your childhood that explains who you are as a writer or as a person.

A:  Both of my parents are writers so I fear I may bore you with all of the stories I could tell here but I will say that when we were very young- my brother, sister and I would entertain ourselves with character based improv games we made up with titles like “Dark Bar”, “Carpet Salesman” and “Child Molester”. The latter in which my sister Amelia, in a Tony worthy turn, would wear our grandmothers large, yellow “molester glasses” and beg my brother and I not to “take her shades” when we put her in prison.

Also, most members of my family were very sharp and creative teasers, as the sensitive youngest I developed a thick skin from an early age – I think this shows in my plays – which are ultimately sympathetic beneath a prickly exterior.

Q:  Is that how you would describe your writing – prickly and sympathetic?

A:  Sort of - I am currently at Juilliard and in my mid-year review my professor Chris Durang told me that what he sees in all of my plays is a combination of psychology and humor – which was exciting to hear, as that is how I would describe them as well.

Q:  Who are your theatrical heroes?

A:  Maria Irene Fornes. FEFU AND HER FRIENDS is my favorite play and I directed a production of MUD for my thesis in college.

Q:  What kind of theater excites you?

A:  I like theatre that is emotional without being sentimental. Christopher Hampton’s adaptation of THE SEAGULL directed by Ian Rickson on Broadway and Jez Butterworth’s JERUSALEM, also directed by Ian Rickson at the Royal Court come to mind. Also, there was a reading of Bash Doran’s KIN at the Pacific Playwrights Festival that totally blew me away - I can’t wait to see the full production at Playwrights this season.

Q:  You had a play at the Pacific Playwrights Festival as well, correct?

A:  Yes. My play BETWEEN US CHICKENS was one of the other readings.

Q:  What advice do you have for playwrights just starting out?

A:  Apply to everything and don’t second guess yourself based on other people’s opinions, you know better than anyone else the strengths and weaknesses in your own writing.

Q:  Plugs, please:

Come and see NOTICE ME 7/19 – 8/1 at The Wild Project. www.noticeme2010.com

Jul 8, 2010

I Interview Playwrights Part 208: Kevin R. Free


Kevin R. Free

Hometown:
Greensboro, North Carolina, though I am officially an army brat. My family lived in Texas, Virginia, Kansas, Illinois, Kentucky, and North Carolina all before I turned 6. But I lived most of my life in North Carolina.

Current Town:
New York City

Q:  Tell me about the play you're putting up in this year's NY Fringe.

A;  A Raisin in the Salad: Black Plays for White People is a sketch show about culture and how it’s created. Or, rather, WHO creates it… I think my goal is to make people laugh about race & identity by using stereotypes, pop culture references, and absurd images. It’s a series of connected sketches that add up to a collage – a decidedly American quilt, if you will – that depicts how I relate to the world (or did at the time the seed for this show was planted).

Q:  What else are you up to?

A:  At the moment, I am directing 16 incredibly talented kids aged 10 – 15 in a production of Godspell in Westchester, at Broadway Training Center. I’m also directing Tracey Lee in her solo show for FringeNYC, Standing Up: Bathroom Talk & Other Stuff We Learn From Dad …And I’m narrating a great book right now - Any Known Blood, by Lawrence Hill.

Q:  You worked with the New York Neo-Futurists. Tell me more about them?

A:  I am still an ensemble member of the New York Neo-Futurists, FYI. I am taking a break for a while, but I could go back in 2011.

Everything I know about myself as a writer, I learned first as a Neo. We don’t play characters and we don’t ever pretend onstage. Because we acknowledge the audience as part of the show, the show is visceral and immediate and dangerous, when we get it right. The show to which I am referring is, of course, Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind (30 Plays in 60 Minutes). We write and perform all the plays and most of them are under 2 minutes. The plays are so in the moment that many people mistake the show as improv (but it aint). Anyway, I discovered when I started writing as a Neo-Futurist, I discovered that I had a lot to say – about myself – but I never really wanted to say it. A Raisin in the Salad: Black Plays For White People is actually an expanded, extrapolated piece that started as a series of plays in Too Much Light…

Q:  You're an acclaimed actor with an amazing voice who acted in gigantic hits like Susan Gets Some Play. How does your acting inform your writing and vice versa?

A:  Acclaimed? Moi? Thank you!

My first real taste of being myself in all my crazy glory onstage was in Too Much Light... and that's what I want now, all the time. I wrote great plays for myself, and others wrote great things for me. The more I did and wrote for TML, the more I realized that I can be that free in all my auditions. And my acting informs my playwriting, because I'm always looking to write something in which I can cast myself (because I'm so acclaimed & have such an amazing voice). Speaking of acting, when are you writing a play for me? Call it "Kevin gets some Soul," or something. Maybe?

Q:  Tell me, if you will, a story from your childhood that explains who you are as a writer or as a person.

A:  I've a few stories, I think:

My first voice teacher, Phyllis Tektonidis, an international diva, taught me my first audition song, which I used from 10th grade until my first year of college. It was “Swanee.” I honestly had no idea that I was singing a minstrel song. It’s Gershwin! I still cringe when I think of what the black people who saw me sing that song were thinking about me.

When I was five, I mocked my cousins for the way they pronounced my name. They were southern, so to my five year-old-raised-on-army-base ears, they called me “Kay-yuh-vee-yin.”

My high school chorus teacher, before opening her front door for me, told me that normally she didn’t “let black people into my house, but I figure you’re not black - you’re just wearing makeup…” (I know that was a racial slur, but was it also a gay slur, as well…maybe?)

I tell those three stories to say that in my adult life, as an artist, It is important to me not to sing minstrel songs, literally and metaphorically; to embrace where I come from, rather than revile it the way I am tempted to; and to make it clear that I identify as black, regardless of the way I talk, the way I sing, or the way I dress. I am also gay. So there. I remind myself of all that in my work, because, even with all my anger and sadness, I’m happy to be who I am.

Q:  If you could change one thing about theater, what would it be?

A:  It would be that we all recognize our power within the theater machine. Not so much that we are in control of other people, but that we have power over ourselves. We can make choices. Actors can decide what roles they don’t/do want to do; playwrights can tell the stories they want to tell; theatres/companies can find ways to present work that will find an audience. And, likewise, audiences who don’t have a theatre-going lifestyle will recognize the power in attending theater, if for no other reason than to figure out how to change theater.

Q:  Who are or were your theatrical heroes?

A:  I’m inspired most by people that I know: the people who create theatre on a shoestring budget; who have no representation, but write and perform and anyway, the people who create and maintain theatre festivals; and most of all -the children with whom I work year-round, who create theatre based on their lives.

Q:  What kind of theater excites you?

A:  Oooooooh I love me a dangerous comedy, honey. I like when plays and performers are just at the edge of crazy. I want to see something immediate and close to the bone. I also love seeing theatrical magic onstage. It’s easy for me to buy it, if I can see the wires showing.

Q:  What advice do you have for playwrights just starting out?

A:  Well, I feel like I am just starting out, so I feel a little foolish giving advice. But I will say this: if you receive great feedback about your work, which opens a door into your psyche about how you work or about your writing quirks – and it rings true to you, LISTEN TO IT. Then listen to all the feedback you receive to discover whether that feedback is informed by the original feedback. For instance, if someone says to you, “Hey, Spike! Your endings are never resolved.” And if you believe that to be true – and you like that about yourself – then perhaps all the rest of the feedback you receive about how you have no point of view plays right into your endgame. Feel me?

Q:  Plugs, please:

A: 
www.kevinrfree.com - that’s me…

Godspell Broadway Training Center, July 30, 31 at 7:00 PM & August 1 at 3:00 PM Tickets & More info: www.broadwaytraining.com.

Tracey Lee’s Standing Up: Bathroom Talk & Other Stuff We Learn from Dad in FringeNYC at the Players Theater, August 13 – 29. www.tleestandingup.blogspot.com. Check back for our official dates!

A Raisin in the Salad: Black Plays for White People in FringeNYC at the Players Theater, August 13 – 29. www.blackplaysforwhitepeople.com Check back for our official dates!

Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind (30 Plays in 60 Minutes), every Friday & Saturday at 10:30, Kraine Theatre - www.nynf.org

Jul 7, 2010

I Interview Playwrights Part 207: Ken Weitzman


Ken Weitzman

Hometown:
Great Neck, NY. I’m a Great Necker.

Current Town:
Bloomington, Indiana. I teach at IU.

Q:  What are you working on now?

A:  I’m working on an adaptation of a non-fiction book by Lars Anderson. It’s called Carlisle vs. Army. It’s about a 1912 football game between the Carlisle Industrial Indian School and the Cadets at West Point. Barely 20 years after the massacre at Wounded Knee, Native Americans and the US Army were squaring off on the football field. Jim Thorpe, arguably the first celebrity athlete, was on the Carlisle team and Dwight Eisenhower led the Army team. It’s a great story to work with. I’m also working on a play about a western water rights deal gone awry.

Q:  You've done quite a bit of teaching. How do you manage to balance your teaching and writing lives?

A:  The difficulty of time aside, I’d say they balance each other. Teaching is important to me - to support myself and my family, yes, but also for fun, for inspiration, for having to articulate in the simplest terms what I do, why I do it, and what its value is. If all I did was write, I'd go crazy.

Q:  Tell me, if you will, a story from your childhood that explains who you are as a writer or as a person.

A:  Hmm. I don’t know, lots of random stupidity. When I was around preschool age I think, my brother got a cassette recorder as a gift and he, my sister, and I made recordings. I remember at some point yelling over and over into the recorder, “sock in the eye!” I don’t know why. But it cracked up my siblings, which delighted me. There was something about the word play, the pun, the sound of those particular words together, the violence of it, the repetition, the exuberant idiocy - I’d say that’s all in my writing (and my personality I suppose.)

Though nowadays, as a father, I think more about the childhood(s) of my two sons and how to communicate to them some vision of the world and what it is to be a human being. So I’d say my writing is somewhere between that and “sock in the eye!” Perhaps the tension between the two?

Q:  If you could change one thing about theater, what would it be?

A:  One thing? I’m not sure. Certainly the price to attend. But I hesitate to say that because I can’t say I know how to fix that. But less costly theatre would certainly alter many things.

Also, the critics. I wish the whole idea of the “review” was abolished or transformed at the very least. I wish those covering theatre never gave their opinions on what they liked or deemed worthy. I wish they were more like reporters in their approach - giving context, the story of the experience of being at the play, including the experience of the audience around them, interviews with them, with the artists, the artist’s peers, etc. etc.

Q:  Who are or were your theatrical heroes?

A:  How about influences? Albee, Miller, Shanley, Adele Shank, Allan Havis, Les Waters, Caryl Churchill, Erik Ehn, Amy Freed, The Atlantic Theater Company, Young Playwrights Inc.

Q:  What kind of theater excites you?

A:  Theatre that re-orders everyday logic, and the metaphors we use to understand our existence, so we see things in new ways. That’s a terribly written sentence but I’m leaving it anyway. I like theatre that’s for the audience, not just for the people on stage. I like plays that are energetic, exuberant, vital, playful. I dislike it when plays are lazy or take shortcuts in their storytelling. I prefer simply produced plays in smaller venues.

Q:  What advice do you have for playwrights just starting out?

A:  Misinterpret your influences. Or, less coyly, don’t shy from trying to emulate those people and those works that influence you most. You couldn’t imitate or truly steal them even if you wanted to – because they’ll be filtered through the prism of your own experiences/world view/individuality. That being said, read a lot and see a lot of theatre so that you have influences. And get involved with theatre companies so you can meet people and hopefully find collaborators who help guide and inspire you, and whom you trust.

Q:  Plugs, please:

A:  Two productions in winter 2011.

The Catch at Denver Center: http://www.denvercenter.org/shows-and-events/Subscriptions/DenverCenterTheatreCompany.aspx#catch

Fire in the Garden at IRT: http://www.irtlive.com/shows_and_tickets/season_preview/

Jul 6, 2010

I Interview Playwrights Part 206: Michael Golamco


Michael Golamco

Hometown:
The San Francisco Bay Area from the peninsula to Marin County to all points in between.

Current Town:
Los Angeles! As a Northern Californian I used to hate on LA, but I have to say that this city’s really grown on me.

Q:  Tell me about Year Zero that went up recently at Second Stage and Victory Gardens.

A:  Year Zero is a play about a sixteen year old kid that loves Dungeons and Dragons, hip hop, and talking to a skull. It’s a dramatic comedy about the Cambodian Genocide, and there aren’t a lot of those around so I felt like one needed to be written.

The play world premiered at Victory Gardens alongside my pal Kris Diaz’s The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity, which is one of my favorite plays of the year. Seriously, have you seen this thing?

Anyway, Victory Gardens is full of wonderful, caring people, and Year Zero grew immensely as a result of that premiere. Plus have you had the hot dogs in Chicago? Amazing. The foie gras hot dog at Hot Doug’s is incredible. Beyond that Chicago is a great place to do work -- they really embrace you and make you feel at home. It’s perhaps the most welcoming city I’ve ever worked in.

The second production of YZ took place at Second Stage, alongside Chad Deity again. Dude, what are the odds? Anyway, I love working in New York. I have a lot of friends there and it feels like a true home base. Any time you need to, you can go lounge at the library at New Dramatists and just read a book and leave the cares of the world outside. And Second Stage was an awesome place to work on the play -- it felt like a true second production in that the play got a lot tighter and more focused. They really take care of you as a playwright there, and we had a lot of fun working in the rehearsal room. Will Frears (our director) is a hilarious, really smart guy.

Q:  Tell me please about Cowboy v Samurai going up at Jobsite in FL this August.

A:  Cowboy is best described as “Cyrano de Bergerac with race as the big nose”. There is also a ninja in it, or rather a man who thinks of himself as a ninja but really isn't a very good one. All plays should have ninjas.

Florida’s great! I think the folks that are doing it are great as well! Also, Cowboy should also be coming back to Minneapolis later in the year, from what they tell me.

Q: What else are you working on?

A:  I live in LA so I’m required by law to write for the screen as well as the stage -- otherwise I might get deported to another state. I’m not kidding -- there’s a guy that comes over twice a week to scan my hard drive.

So I’ve sold two features so far this year, and I’m continuing to do film work while I move into TV writing. Theater-wise, I’m working on a commission for South Coast Rep, plus a couple of other things that are rattling around looking for cohesion. Also I want to get a dog in the next couple of months. I know, I’ve been talking about getting a dog for years, but I think I’m finally going to pull the trigger. I’m probably going to name him/her Spaghetti or Omelette or Egon.

Q:  Tell me, if you will, a story from your childhood that explains who you are as a writer or as a person.

A:  When I was ten my dad brought home a Commdore 64. You should’ve seen this thing: Beige. Yeah, remember when computers were beige?.. A big old keyboard with the entire computer built into it. It used CASSETTE TAPE DRIVES to store data. Here’s the Wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodore_64

Anyway, I used to mess around with that thing for hours. Back then magazines like BYTE and Compute had programs printed in them that you would type into your computer, line by line, and run. This was before the Internet or modems even. I would spend days doing that, taking the programs apart and modifying them and seeing how they worked. How to change them. I taught myself how to program in BASIC doing that, which translated to C, Java, PHP, later on. I may be the only playwright that is also a subscriber to the Apple iOS developer program. But who knows -- maybe Sam Shepard’s working on an iPhone app in Objective C right now…

Anyway anyway, those formative experiences taught me a lot about structure, elegance, keeping things simple and precise. A lot of that knowledge transferred to writing and storytelling. It sounds kind of kooky and a bit demystifying, but I think programming and creative writing are linked in a lot of ways. In one activity you’re writing code that compiles for machines; in another you’re writing code that compiles for humans.

That sounds totally nerdy. Please don’t take my lunch money, I need it to buy milk so I can grow.

Q:  If you could change one thing about theater, what would it be?

A:  The economics problem. Expensive tickets, (in)accessibility. At the same time, the nuts and bolts of the enterprise itself is, by its nature, a very expensive and time-consuming process. Plus how do you pay playwrights a living wage, etc., etc.. A lot of the stuff that’s covered in TDF’s Outrageous Fortune.

This is a devil of a problem that I don’t have a solution to. But something needs to change. It’s going to take all of us putting our heads together as a community. Good work needs to get out there, and there are things that theater can do that no other medium on earth can do. I’m pretty sure we’ll figure something out -- I’m an optimist about it.

Q:  Who are or were your theatrical heroes?

A:  I’ve always loved Neil Simon’s plays. There’s a comedic wit and charm present in them that I really admire. I think that there are some very smart people working in the theater right now: Adam Rapp, Sarah Ruhl, Lynn Nottage, Guirgis, Julia Cho, Lloyd Suh. Confession: Sometimes I like reading plays more than I like seeing them (because I can study the intricacies of the language in my own time, etc., etc.), and I always get a kick out of reading these guys’ plays. Maybe that’s because I can cast them in any way I wish in my imagination.

Also actors are my heroes. I’m talking about the ones that work their asses off because they love doing what they do. I’m specifically talking about actors who will bake delicious cookies for everyone and bring them to a Saturday rehearsal. You know who you are, and you are my hero.

You know who else are my heroes? Stage managers, designers, house managers, ushers, and everyone else that keeps the whole shebang going.

Q:  What kind of theater excites you?

A:  Stuff that, while I’m watching it, gives me a sort of out-of-body experience. I love theater where the energy is so palpable that it’s contagious. I think it’s the one-to-one live nature of the thing -- when I see really good theater I connect with it on a visceral, autonomic level. I hope that doesn’t sound too weird. I really get energized by it.

I usually have a good time watching any theater. If people care enough to be up there, giving a hundred percent, then I’m usually there with them from the audience. Doing that stuff’s hard.

Q;  What advice do you have for playwrights just starting out?

A:  I think the thing that helped me a lot when I started was to just shut up and listen. Take peoples’ notes, understand them and see where they’re coming from. Be open minded. Don’t close up or get defensive. Also, write a lot and send your stuff out to every contest, call for material, etc., that’s out there. Get eyes on your work. Keep writing new work while you’re waiting for a response. Do new drafts of the stuff you’ve got. The things that you’re writing now, even if they become drawer plays, will probably inform your later work in important ways. If you have questions contact me through my website: www.michaelgolamco.com. It may take a while for me to respond, but I’ll do my best.

Q:  Plugs, please:

A:  Red Dead Redemption on the XBOX 360 is a mighty fine video game. I just got to Mexico in it, you should check it out. Also, Fallout: New Vegas is lookin pretty good. It comes out in the fall. Oh you know what else is really good? Plants Vs. Zombies on the iPad. Though once you get the watermelons that freeze zombies (“wintermelons”) it gets a bit lopsided.